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Stuff About ME

Ethan

ETHAN KHOO
Born on the 24 May 1990
Ngee Ann Poly
Biomedical Science
Christian
Futsal
Gym
Guitar
Computer gaming
and.. .. ... . ... .. Straight

":"Networking area":"

†2M04
†Amanda Ng
†Asyraff
†Bernice
†Caleb
†Godwin
†Jayanthi
†Nicole
†Sherryn
†Wei Xiong
†Wei Jie
†Xiao Wei
†Ying Li

Producers

Ethan
Ethan
and.. .. ETHAN!! AHAHAHA
and frens.. =D

Dig up the Past

September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
July 2009

Thursday, October 30, 200811:35 PM

ok our ISP experiment is damn lame.. but damn entertaining.. godwin was the star of the show.. and i disappeared at the half-time.. LOL.. anyway basically our experiment was to find out if people would help when a person on crutches crumbles down on his sprained ankle.. damn funny la.. but i don't have the vids.. maybe next time.. i'm dead tired.. with 101 things waiting for me to get done.. .. Zzz

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Wednesday, October 29, 200812:18 AM

DBG pract was so crappy.. we had to sedate these fruit flies with some nonsense fumes from this dark liquid.. den when they're asleep put them on the microscope den look at them.. its like watching children of the corn or smth.. seeing these bugs so big.. like those movies with 0.1/10 quality rating and stupid enormous bug costumes and lots of goo and killing.. we were suppose to draw them.. these pics were thru the microscope.. my fone camera is awesome..

by the way these are fruit flies.. not house flies.. they are REALLI FKING SMALL.. maybe put 3 grain of coarse sand and u have the size of ur fruit fly..

ugliest critter i've seen upclose.. after drawing them.. the bad news hit me like a tidal wave.. we were suppose to draw 11 of these darn things.. all the different mutated flies with different defining characteristics and morphologies.. well i got thru that just barely..

today's a happy day.. i wonder why..

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Monday, October 27, 200811:23 PM

He: I'm a photographer, i've been looking for a face like urs!
She: I'm a plastic surgeon, i've been looking for a face like urs!!

He: Hi, can i have ur name?
She: don't u already have one?

He: I think i could make u very happy
She: Why? Are u leaving??

He: If i saw u naked.. i'd die happy
She: If i saw u naked.. i'd probably die laughing!!

Men are like bank accounts.. without a lot of money.. they don't generate much interest..

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: Cos when they come, they're wild and wet!... but when they go, they take ur house and car with them!

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10:52 PM

morning went to kap to breakfast and discuss project.. yes i was late.. by 1 hour or so.. somewhere there.. i forgot.. then went to gym.. applied some theories made by.. Arnold?.. lol..

we planned to go vivo.. but godwin were carrying crutches for ISP project/experiment.. he borrowed them today so we had to carry them to vivo.. my gosh.. it was hilarious.. we made so many ppl move out of the way to let us thru.. whahahaa.. ok i felt bad.. but hey.. at least we saw the good and the bad side of ppl.. got 1 bangla moved all his shopping groceries just to let godwin thru.. dude if u just decided to drop the act there and then i think he would've slapped u or smth.. LOL...

after some time i got tired then godwin took over.. LOL!!.. i bet some people were like.. "wasn't they guy in blue the pai ka one?"

godwin.. luckily i wasn't pai ka-ing when i met that girl who knew me.. or else a bit hard to explain.. ahahaha

i've concluded 3 things today..

1) Singaporeans can be good, can be bad, can be ugly.. usually the teenagers suck.. no compassion..

2) crutches realli hurt the armpits.. they are DAMN painful

3) godwin cannot be a photographer..

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Saturday, October 25, 20081:02 AM

lol.. immuno pract.. dr chai didn't let us take pictures.. but hell.. we're paparazzi man!

such cute mice.. realli very cute..

*POKE*.. at this point in time u can hear the mouse squealing loudly.. as if its in excruciating pain..or smth.. alvin u couldn't look anymore gay den u do in the pic..

this is where we drain plenty of drops of blood into a small tube.. just like a blood donation drive.. =D

ah well.. the table was litered with mice shit, urine and blood.. like some massacre.. but of course Ethan is there calm the mice down and give them fresh food and water for the day..

look how loving we are.. the mouse is so comfortable in my warm... ... hands.. i can't say arms can i.. apparenly godwin claims i look harmless and kind.. zomg.. i'm kind 24/7 can?.. and i'm onli harmful to mosquitoes.. .. ... .. .. .. ... oh look.. i'm in the right position to give sk a stone cold stunner!

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Thursday, October 23, 200811:41 PM

Real Run results are out!! i 90th in my category.. wahaha.. i woke up freaking late for IS today.. arrived nearly an hour late.. lucky teacher doesn't give 2 shits.. went for lunch with tersoon godwin and sk.. discussing about interclass competition in LSCT.. .. den somehow the word intercourse competition came up.. LOL.. anyway.. gymed after that.. and godwin i swear u have got to be less emo.. i know ur nucking futs about it.. .. but its kinda disturbing from my point of view.. be a man.. Zzz.. driving tmr.. and shit, i need to pump in more lessons or i'm dead by december.. tmr got 2 quizes.. and MICE.. AHHAHA.. time to take pictures.. of them bleeding.. =X

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Wednesday, October 22, 200812:28 AM

BURP.. *oily pasta*.. after 2 hours of duno-what-on-earth-gaik-bee-is-talking immuno lecture.. sk godwin & me had some oily pasta at sk's hse.. tastes soooo good la.. not forgetting our pasta was drowining in oil.. sk ur dream of opening a stall at canteen 1 is materializing.. haha.. and yes.. we forgot to buy the aloe vera.. Zzz.. i think it takes a lot a lot a lot of energy to digest so much oil.. cos i was so freakin tired for HOURS after the meal.. went to godwin's hse to test out some retarded multi effects pedal.. kinda crappy.. but practiced some guitar and created some licks which i eventually forgot.. how u play so fast sia godwin.. eh how does everyone else play so fast.. Zzz.. my fingers like slow low ow w w.............. and u have an amazing dog godwin.. since i don't have a maid i suddenly don't ever want a dog to step in my house.. LOL

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Monday, October 20, 200811:34 PM

sch today is mega sucker.. suck suck suck.. i forgot to bring labcoat.. i tio scolding in almost all my classes.. my legs hurt so much its a torture walking to toilet.. and going down a set of stairs is.. AHHH!!! morning lecture is damn bloody cold.. like a friggin refrigerator.. pract was SO RUSHED.. like what sk said.. time crisis sia.. every 20 mins do serial dilution.. not to mention it became very warm there due to the spirit lamps.. den gaik bee must so serious and not fun.. make joke also kena scolding.. sighz.. ... .. i miss amy and weng keong.. .. dinner was good.. nothing like home cooked food.. good food plus don't have to worry about cost.. can genuinely enjoy the meal.. haha..

i haven't gymed in so long.. ever since school started.. fell sick.. had the run.. i'm also quite busy with other stuff ah.. cca takes up a huge chunk of time.. have to drive.. have to eat OILY PASTA tmr.. yeahhh.. and damn i'm tired.. whole body aching.. gooooood night..

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Sunday, October 19, 20083:28 PM

i freaking made it.. 15km for New Balance Real Run 2008!.. YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!.. summore i last night onli had 3+ hours of sleep.. was watching Man Utd.. hahaha.. my legs are totally drained now.. every part of it hurts.. tmr can see me walking like crab in sch.. lol.. nvm la.. got sk and godwin to crab with me.. congrats to those who completed their run.. until next year.. lol

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1:34 AM

went jamming at a place near dale's hse.. totally cool la.. free jam.. plus dale's got so many guitar toys.. and we made such sweet music at the florist shop.. cos our jamming room was inside the huge shop.. all that shredding and twanging (twanging is my term.. lol) was so satisfying.. its nowonder the flowers there grow so well.. lester the drummer was also pretty good.. we jammed some random songs den came across kryptonite.. so freaking changed it to metal.. so much so we named the song titanium.. lol!.. i think we played it much nicer then the original one.. kudos to dale.. until next time..

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Friday, October 17, 20089:51 PM

wow the immuno the mice is super small.. i tot it would be bigger.. i gonna take some pics next week.. think we're gonna draw some blood from it too.. even more exciting.. and girls please STOP SCREAMING... i'm not hurting the little thing.. .. ok maybe i am a little.. but i have to!!!

today sookeng and alvin's birthday celebration.. haha.. now come to think of it i didn't realli wish any of them.. ah its ok la.. all guys.. doesn't realli matter.. they should understand its from the HEART.. hahaha.. so gay.. recieved some interesting stuffs today.. very thoughtful..

thought for the day: sometimes i feel i deserved to be shot in the head.. lol

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Wednesday, October 15, 200810:43 PM

somehow when ur sick with flu u lose ur mood to do anything.. the very thought of smiling is so tiring.. ur body starts to ache all over.. headaches come and go like passerby's on the street.. swallowing becomes a chore.. ur nose becomes ur worst enemy and u totally feel like cutting it off.. u get this suction at the ears feeling after blowing ur nose.. and since ur nose is blocked u talk like a fugging retard..

i was drinking tons of water so i could get well faster.. so i end up going toilet ever so often.. can't exercise cos.. well i'm sick.. real run is on sun.. by that time i would probably have just recovered.. like.. back to normal normal.. den i'll probably die again after the run.. maybe need ambulance come pick me up..

zaman, my medical microbio lecturer, has the most interesting character tis semester.. hmm, maybe she a bit act cute.. but who cares.. lecture nia.. anything is better den boring.. haha.. during our 1st lecture today she exclaimed loudly "UR PEN IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!"......... after which several creative and imaginative BMS students interpreted that as "UR PENIS SO CUTE!!!!!!!"

time table sucks la.. everyday start at 9.. onli thur exception.. ... .. start at 8... wtf.. today was wed and the schedule is like hell.. 3 hours of pract in morning.. den 4 hours of lect in afternoon.. my gawwwd.. nevil has this witchdoctor voice that has a sleeping effect.. besides.. he can go on and on and on for 1 slide which is realli nothing much and holds no great importance.. can probably squeeze in 15 mins of napping time for that part.. its quite hard to find nice slots to fit in driving.. cos i book latest slot for cheapest rate at 4pm.. and need to spend time jamming too.. so gotta shove everything into my busy busy weekdays.. not to mention i got cca on mon tue and wed.. power.. if onli we had 48 hours a day.. .. if onli ah.. haha..

Sch is getting kinda complicated.. .. maybe it isn't.. but ppl make it complicated.. stuff is going on and i'm also kept in the dark for some things i guess.. so i don't get the big picture?.. a part of me wants to be oblivious to everything.. another part wants to know everything.. maybe i'm afraid to know the truth.. k tis paragraph is fucking emo..

A driving instructor once told me while i was driving.. "Girls are like chewing gum.. u take so much effort to find them.. like going malaysia to buy.. then at first, they are soooo tasty.. so sweet.. so pleasurable.. .. then after a while they get boring.. they start to get bland" then i asked him what to do after that... "SPIT THEM OUT AND THROW THEM AWAY LA"........ lolololol.. i had to pull over in on the road so i can laugh finish.. nearly mounted the curb.. the instructor was so full of shit la.. told me about the law of the 3 F's regarding girls.. i could already guess with my eyes closed that 1 of the F's was fcuk.. so i shaln't elaborate anymore about that stupid cock..

now i need some sleep so that my beloved body can get better.. good night to all..

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Tuesday, October 14, 200811:55 PM

I feel like a sick bird.. .. .. no mood for anything much.. ..

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Sunday, October 12, 200811:08 PM

ok the last few days of my holidays were pretty awesome.. played some mahjong.. and made some pretty amazing wins.. this was one of the best.. i pulled my winning tile from the flower pile summore.. take a look.. wahahaha..

ya well.. for the last day of my holidays.. went out with weijie and poon.. went town to shop for shoes.. wj couldn't get his size for the shoes he wanted.. so a pretty wasted trip.. i ended up buying a new set of converse shoes at queensway shopping centre.. paid by my dad.. how pleasent.. he insisted i throw away my previous fossilizing pair b4 he pays me.. so i did.. OUT WITH THE OLD.. and IN WITH THE NEW!!

my old pair is perfectly wearable...but i think 30% of the shoe already came off.. its a fake pair of converse bought from laos at a converted price of $11.60.. lasted me a pretty darn long time.. been thru hell (malaysia) and back.. plus it rapidly absorbs water i step on at the heel area.. so when i visit a public toilet i either tip toe.. or try not to think about what i'm stepping on.. ... ...

After buying the shoes we went to arcade.. poon pulled off an amazing stunt and picked up... ..... ................ ........................ a SOFT TOY DUCK!

went wj hse to collect ice and cups and stuff.. i got stunned by his protein/creatine/muscle milk/pills/nonsense supplements collection.. how many thousands u spend ah.. zzz.. ah well.. better to be overfed den underfed.. drank in the evening and now at home gonna sleep.. tmr got sch liao!!. fcuk..

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Friday, October 10, 20086:46 PM

lol, i keep listening to the song godwin and me composed.. he came over yesterday to jam.. pretty fine piece of shit i think.. haha.. but we didn't record it properly though.. so i got impatient did my own recording.. but my singing sucks.. so godwin faster come again.. today had lunch at sookeng's hse.. SK U FORGOT THE SALT.. but its ok.. still edible food.. appreciate it.. after lunch went to novena square to collect real run stuff.. honestly, i don't think i'm up for the 15km.. God help me.. .. .. ... .. please?.. haha.. i bought a set of guitar strings at thomson plaza too.. so can't wait to start the noise pollution at home! but now i'm still stuck with work my dad tossed to me.. dunno how many hours worth of work.. ... Zzz.. ah well i'm off to clementi to get some food for dinner.. these few days have to keep eating my meals alone outside.. 1stly cos i lazy to cook.. 2nd cos my parents are overseas.. nobody accompany me.. such a loner.. life without parents kinda suck.. .. .. i'm sure they'll be so happy to read this.. .. wahahhaa

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Wednesday, October 8, 20081:36 AM

ok i had sakae sushi buffet today.. SHERRYN'S BIRTHDAY.. SURPRISE!!! proud to say i filled 2 plastic bags with- uh- carbohydrates.. den had the red plates cos nobody else wanted their red plate!? so i graciously took theirs.. everybody was entitled to 1 red plate as part of buffet..

there it is

there it isn't!

i ate this swordfish too.. i tot it was abalone la.. Zzz

Utterly disgusting scallops.. RAW.. YUCKS

I freaking ordered this.. but they forgot.. excellent service..
i ordered it cos the name got my attention.. hahaha

Yes well enuff about me.. here are the pics which are nice la.. too many other pics to post.. so late liao i wan sleep..

Its ok amanda.. my head doesn't hurt at all now..

Birthday girl... .. .. .i'm watching u.. .. ...

At the end of it all.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERRYN.. ... belated..

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Monday, October 6, 200811:58 PM

dunno why i feel so drained after i sit for hours at the computer working.. i just move my fingers.. and i can be so exhausted.. but before that i went driving.. so cool la.. i used a metallic blue car.. i think.. dun care.. i like the colour.. pedals nice to drive also.. compared to the grey noob cars..

nice hor.. with tis car.. i cleared stage 2!!! 3 more stages.. -_-.. but fast fast will clear la..
and i just realised my camera takes damn clear pictures.. haha

evening gymed.. pity godwin could onli gym short while..was getting boring towards the end.. got 3 guys in the gym talking about how strong they were in their "prime time" and girls and different lifting techniques.. quite irritating la.. summore they hog up the machine bench press for like.. 1 and a half hours?..

godwin please find ur aloe vera.. i wan use.. lol..

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Sunday, October 5, 200811:27 PM

Yes!!!.. just won a bloody long dota game.. 1 hour 30 mins long.. or smth.. ... ... what a waste of precious time.. haha..

played soccer in the afternoon.. uber tiring.. my left ankle is hurting when.. .. when it hurts.. dunno how to explain.. yawns.. gonna start playing patapon in a moment.. lollllllll

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Friday, October 3, 200811:26 PM

today i have lived up to the meaning of suay...

1stly i left my hse without my handphone.. k that sux.. but i can live with that.. had to rely on agreement last night what time to meet godwin at gym.. lucky he was there liao.. and he brought his fone.. so thats great.. met up xiao wei and off to amanda's hse.. her spaghetti she cooked up for us was great.. so were her ah ma and ah gong.. haha.. godwin and i were acapella-ing the song by the rembrants - i'll be there for you.. so fun.. the song's on my playlist.. i think we harmonized pretty well... .. .. i suddenly remember we left our gay recordings in amanda's laptop.. she'll be like wtf when she hears it.. lolol..

finally when i went home.. at my door step i couldn't find my keys.. probably left them at home.. .. shucks.. oh well.. .. better call my paren- ................ my hp also left at home.. .. ok well.. i sat at the front porch playing psp.. basket play so long until sun set liao.. was practically starving at that time.. parents still haven come home.. outside my house got funeral.. so i borrowed a hp from some dude.. called my dad.. he said he'll be home in 20 mins or so.. my parents were eating some cool dinner and singing karaoke.. zomg.. -_-.. fine i went back and walked back and forth.. i opened the shoe cabinet and saw a set of house keys there.. .. .. ... .. must've left it there from last night when i went running... wtf.. so stupid la..

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Wednesday, October 1, 200811:36 PM

tis morning went to church to witness wedding.. so dumb la.. we came late den i sat behind the pillar.. didn't get to see the groom kiss the bride.. -_-.. den went to my ex-parttime-maid's hse for hari raya.. she has such a sweet family.. very hospitable..

i just came out the the shower and i feel so noob.. i applied the soap on my hair and scrubbed for quite a while.. den it was like super uber freaking so thick and full of bubbles.. by then i realised.. after i rinsed it off my hair was super squeaky.. .. felt like an idiot.. ..

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